Mojitos with my mates

Mojito Sunset
Originally uploaded by 1bluecanoe.

When I arrived home on Sunday and I went into my bedroom, the first thing that caught my eye (aside from the "Welcome Home" banners and helium balloon!), was my framed Graduate Diploma in PR from the University of South Australia. My graduation ceremony had been held the month after I left home, so obviously I had arranged to graduate in absentia. I had actually forgotten that the ceremony even happened, so I was a little surprised to see the certificate there. But it reminded me how much I was looking forward to Thursday's rendez-vous with my Uni friends.

The day started quite early, with the idea of coffee with my Dad in the City. But given that my cold attacked me with a vengeance yesterday morning, I bowed out of that engagement. Jems dropped me into North Adelaide for lunch with Gav, but I realised halfway there that I had made the lunch date for 11.30am - and not noon, like I had been thinking all morning. So there we were, burning along O'Connell Street and I was frantically making phone calls to Gav, hoping he didn't think I was standing him up for real. He was fine. He had a bar, he had a beer, he had no problems. And our lunch at the Queen's Head bar, when I finally got there, was wonderful. Gav has seen a bit of the world himself since I last caught up with him, so it was good to swap stories and share laughs about how different other cultures are to our own, and what a struggle it can be to come back home after such amazing adventures. And the long overdue James Boags premium beers just went down a real treat.

As the summer rain bucketed down outside and threatened flash flooding, we waited until there was a lull in the storm and then we walked up to the Oxford Hotel, site of my 21st birthday. I don't particularly like that pub, but it does hold happy birthday memories for me, and it was close to the Archer, where Jems was enjoying her own staff Christmas lunch.

Theresa then joined us at the Oxford for a couple of sparkling wines, and by that time I was feeling rather merry. I had also started to yawn, which I tried very hard to blame on jetlag, but Gav didn't believe me. When he started to yawn too, he stopped nagging me. Phew. Mind you, it wasn't at all late by this stage, so we headed next door to The Banque, for a couple of vanilla mojitos (that I do love from there). Our Uni friend Jane then joined us, and it was wonderful to see her. Jems followed shortly after and we had a great chat together - with the barman too, who threw in some comments from the background.

Gav disappeared after that to attend his own family Christmas dinner, and the girls and I adjourned to Beyond India, a fabulous Indian restaurant that Katie and I used to go to all the time when we lived in North Adelaide. We'd either dine there and have multiple bottles of wine and then go and see kids movies at the cinema (!), or we'd get them to deliver to us and walk up the three flights of stairs to our apartment hehe. Either way, we were very good customers! So last night was a fun trip down memory lane. And fortunately the menu hadn't changed - my lamb roganjosh was particularly delicious and I had some yummy garlic naan so I guess that means I won't be the kissing bandit tonight! The boys of Adelaide are safe for another 24 hours.

So that was another happy day under the Adelaide sun. I've woken up on Friday morning to a slightly cloudy and drizzly day, but there is still enough residual warmth in the air to warrant wearing my cocktail dress that I've not yet had the occasion to bring out of mothballs. I bought the dress at Kenzie in Santa Monica and with today's social engagements, I think I have found 3 perfectly good occasions to bust it out (as distinct from 'busting out of it'). Sweet.

I speak the truth, lady

Bocca della verità
Originally uploaded by S. Lo.

It was wonderful to catch up with my travel buddy Reg this morning for a quick coffee (though owing to a sore throat wannabe cold coming on, I opted for sparkling water instead). I get the real impression that we will reminisce about our travel experiences this Friday when we convene with my old work buddies for a drinks session. I am very much looking forward to that - the dedicated catch up with her, and the chance to see my old friends again.

Then it was off to lunch with a new corporate contact (I only have to do a little bit of work while I'm on my holiday!), but that was great as well. I got some insight into the music business and the inside scoop on what it means to manage a really successful jazz band. I found the lunch to be provocative and really beneficial. It was also delicious, because I had my first chicken schnitzel with mushroom sauce in nearly 2 years. Divine.

Then Jems and I spent the afternoon together, and I started the search for a frock for the Australia Day Ball in Chicago. I am resolved to come home with an Australian designer gown to show off (plus that pretty much guarantees that no one else will be wearing the same thing as me!). Anyway, I went into one store, and had to leave Jems outside with my freshly-opened Diet Coke. As I zeroed in on a very cute black sequinned number, at the rather reasonable price of $490, the matronly shop assistant came over to 'help' me and asked me whether that was my daughter standing out there with the Diet Coke. Although I heard her correctly, I thought I'd give her the opportunity to recant the statement, and so I asked her to repeat what she'd said. Again, she asked whether I was shopping with my daughter (gesturing to my sister outside the store). I returned the dress to its hanger and announced that she was my sister and I am, in fact, only 4 years older than her. Of course the woman could not apologise fast enough and basically chased me around the shop trying to backtrack over herself. Ugh. I figured that missing out on a $490 sale was probably punishment enough, so I just left the store. Sigh, I did like that dress though.

And then tonight I caught up with Reg again at my old work's Quiz Night - another first in 2 years. I love quiz nights and this one was no exception. I even won one of the raffle prizes, which is always a good thing. We didn't win, but we did come 4th, which was an admirable effort given that half my table was drunk by the end of the night. I can't cast judgement though - I don't think I'm welcome back at the State Theatre Company quiz nights for the very same reason!

Tomorrow is yet another busy day and I am trying to fight off the cold & flu germs to keep battling through. The sunshine is a good tonic though and I am really enjoying sunning myself as I wander the City streets with my sister from appointment to appointment. Though the pace is somewhat hectic, I still feel very much that this is a holiday, and I am so far enjoying every minute of it.

Eating, drinking, and being merry

Yesterday was another sunny, dry day in Adelaide and I relished it. My first 'appointment' for the day was with my Granny and it was typically fun to visit with her. After she'd waxed lyrical about Government conspiracies about wire tapping and the sly ways that purse-snatchers rob you blind at supermarkets, we settled down to a yummy cup of tea and fistful of Aussie biscuits - blissful.

After that Dad & I went to a Christmas BBQ lunch at his old workplace. I used to work with one of the guys so I felt comfortable tagging along. It was a really lovely day in the backyard, enjoying the familiar smells and tastes of the Adelaide Central Market - fresh seafood, Aussie lamb, delicious dips & antipasto plates. The champagne flowed as readily as the conversation; it was all lovely.

Then Jems rocked up and we disappeared to the supermarket to get the last few supplies for the family dinner we were hosting. We flew around the aisles and I managed to source the last few things for the Shepherd's Pies I had agreed to prepare. Even though we were sliding the pies into the oven just as our guests arrived, we weren't too late. Everyone enjoyed more than enough food and being able to sit outside to eat was great fun. Afterwards we adjourned to the dining room to play "Scattergories" which quickly degenerated into a mud-slinging match with some very dodgy answers indeed, but it was a blast. After midnight, when only a handful of family members were left standing, we played a few rounds of A$$hole (a great card game that Kate taught us years ago) and then we surrendered.

I have woken up this morning to another busy day, but one I am really looking forward to. Today should give me plenty of opportunity to take some scenic shots of Adelaide, so I hope to post them shortly.

Happy Barkley

Happy Barkley
Originally uploaded by Miss Gab.

So it doesn't take me very long to settle back into 'shutterbug' mode, and I have already uploaded some Adelaide pics to my Flickr photo album.

While this is for the benefit of my Chicago-based friends and readers, it's also for myself to sit back and marvel at the beautiful sunshine and warmth here....as well as to enjoy Barkley's big smiles as he frolicked at Henley Beach today.

Great Southern Land

After a rather mammoth 28 hour trip, I made it to my beautiful home town of Adelaide and flying over it yesterday, my whole body just relaxed somehow. I breathed out for the first time in days. And to see Josh and Tristan smiling at me upon arrival was an added relief that I had really made it. Before I'd even said hello properly, Josh screamed out at me, "your bloody mother's not even here yet!". Sigh, it was true.

I needn't have worried about the brass band or the banners or the screaming relatives! My family had got confused about where I was going to clear customs, so they thought they had plenty of time to get to the airport and greet me. But they hadn't counted on me clearing customs and immigration in Melbourne AND making it to Adelaide in record time - so my welcoming committee was much smaller than I had counted upon. Hey, it was a blessing for me! I was tired, semi-grouchy, feeling dirty and blasted with airplane air - it was all an icky combination. But little by little, the family 'crowd' gathered and I had a shower and a cold Coopers beer and I was as right as rain.

Then my family (including George) went to the Grange Jetty Kiosk for a delicious lunch right on the ocean. I tell you, I'm not much of a beach bunny but the water truly has a mesmeric effect on me. The smell and sound of the ocean just reinforced to me that I was home. The seagulls, the friendly waitresses, and all the delicious and fresh local produce just made me feel so happy.

On the way home from the restaurant, we visited my Granny (who told me not to put on anymore weight!) and my aunt Jo (who rebutted Granny and told me I looked great!). Then it was home sweet home, to see my beloved Barkley.

That dog is HUGE!!! I was a little shocked at his size, I have to say. His skull is the size of my two hands, I had simply forgotten that. But he had not forgotten me, and I think that made me a little sad. He still likes his belly scratched and he can 'sit' and 'be gentle' and he makes me know when he needs to go out to the toilet. It's just the same old thing, you know? And I love it. He is an absolute sweetheart and I am going to take about 1,000 photos of him. I just need to stop the urge to call him Preston....

Off to the beach today with Jem and Barkley to soak up some summer sunshine and if I get some fish & chips, that will just be an added bonus!

I will NOT think of Ross

Schmooze*
Originally uploaded by imapix.

This was my mantra as I stepped into the "Mystic Tanning" booth at LA Tan tonight. I was brave, this I know. Particularly so given that no one at the tanning salon could explain to me what was so mystical about this method of tanning. But if even the employees don't know about it, then it MUST be mystical, right?

But I was determined not to end up like Ross Gellar from "Friends" when he went in for a Mystic Tan. If you remember, Ross rotated like a rotisserie chicken a few too many times as the over-zealous machines worked their spraying magic. Ross misunderstood direction, turned the wrong way every time, and ended up looking a little less 'tanned', and a little more 'scorched'.

So I asked questions, I listened intently, and I tried to look like I belonged admidst the other (fake) bronzed bodies that wandered around me at the salon.

I needn't have worried though. I put on my hairnet, applied barrier cream to the areas I didn't want tanned (in between fingers and toes), pushed the little green button, and hoped for the best.

After some pretty hefty spraying on my front side, I spun around as directed and the machines hit the back of me. Then of course it was a thought that hit me - I never asked what colour this tanning was going to turn out! Oh boy.

So once it was all over, I gingerly stepped out of the booth, patted myself dry with the towel they supplied, and surveyed the results in the (inadequate) full-body mirror in the change room. Not bad, but perhaps not good. All-over coverage, sure - and rather even. Not too shabby for a first effort. But rather than being orange (which I'm eternally grateful that I'm NOT), I am a rather deep shade of brown - a rather obvious 'I've just been to the tanning salon' kinda brown.

But as I was leaving the salon, the lady assured me that the tan would just seem that intense straight away and tomorrow morning, when I have my shower, I'll see a reduction in the intensity and a more even tone. She better be right.

Well this is me signing off for now at least. I had better take my brown body back to the business of packing my suitcases. Not the most fun chore around, but it's all for a great cause!

They scrub up well to music

Sorry, I just couldn't resist posting this video of JD and Turk from "Scrubs". Thanks to Lex, I'm now addicted to this show and I loved this classic music video. Enjoy!

He looks innocent enough, but...

dirty preston
Originally uploaded by lexieraye.

Preston's instinct to bury things is really strong right now. Sometimes he buries his nose in pot plants (see image) and other times he's burying toys in blanket folds while we watch TV. And no one taught him how to do that - it's an involuntary impulse he picked up from his wolf ancestors or whatever.

But I got home last night to find that he'd buried our other roommate's Ritz crackers under my bedroom rug and - worse still - under my pillows, right next to my pyjamas! Were they a gift for me? A midnight snack perhaps? Uh, no. They were all his, and he vigorously defended them when I went to get changed and discovered his latest burial ground.

I am going home tonight to ransack my room lest more Ritz are stashed in as-yet-undetected spots, and a family of rats (or squirrels eeeek) move in while I'm in Australia. Something tells me that Preston would be no match for some cracker-hunting Chicago squirrels....

The 'home' stretch

Babyawn
Originally uploaded by [ CK ].It's weird to think that this time tomorrow, I will have logged off my computer at work and I'll be on vacation. Not only that, I'll be starting to pack for my big trip home to Australia, and I won't be coming back for three weeks!

If you could see through your computer screen at me right now, you wouldn't believe the bleary-eyed, poker-faced expression staring blankly back at you. I am a zombie, having been plagued by nightmares about work projects over the last two nights. I know the projects are on track, and they won't get derailed while I'm away, but tell that to my subconscious! [And yes, I too thought the nightmares might have been induced by Thai curry but alas, no. These nightmares made way too much sense to have been brought on by MSG.]

I am about to leave and get my hair done, which always makes me feel better. The glass of wine they've taken to giving me during my appointments also helps. I love that salon; it improves my days and my moods immeasurably.

The pace of my last-minute rush to get everything done is really taking its toll. It's not like I could have planned this stuff either. I am ready with all my personal bits & pieces to take on the plane - it's the office wrap-up that's killing me. Brain strain, that's what it is. I'm having to concentrate and hand over my work, on a constitution battered by minimal sleep. You can just imagine how pleasant I am being at work....exactly. I know that when the pressure is off, I will be able to sleep soundly on the plane home. But even though that's 48 hours away, and I can almost taste it, I'd settle for some quality snoozing in the interim- just for my energy reserves. Every little bit helps, right?

Tis the season to be jolly

Merry Christmas...
Originally uploaded by TIO....

We had our work Christmas party yesterday and it was a typical Aussie family dinner. We had laughs, gossip, arguments, speeches, more arguments, and waaaay too much champagne to help us get through it.

What's an Aussie Christmas lunch without seafood, right? So the caterers brought out jumbo prawns and crab cakes, but we also had stir fry beef, a pasta dish, some refreshing salads and the piece de resistance was definitely the dessert. There was a platter of tiny cakes (including my favourite, mini lemon meringue pies), but there was also home-made plum pudding with brandy butter. Delicious!

So with a full stomach and a bit of concern that perhaps I'd drunk more than my quota of holiday champagne, I dashed off to meet my good friend Dr G at a nearby wine bar. My work mates came with me so it turned into a very big night, with lots more NZ sauvignon blanc being quaffed and I even scored a dance with Biggsy. There is no dance floor at the wine bar of course, but that didn't bother us. We were Uma Thurman and John Travolta and we had a ball.

But let me tell you, there is something instantly refreshing about chicken McNuggets at 11pm! Maybe that's what I get for hanging out with Dr G, who suggested that marvellous medicine. Bless her.

Well, history sometimes repeats itself

The History Boys, NY
Originally uploaded by chrisjohnbeckett.

I went along to see the film adaptation of the Alan Bennett play, "The History Boys" last night. The cinematic version retained the original Broadway cast, and it was a great movie. Lex had seen the play in NY and had loved it, so she had highly recommended we watch the film. We went to the 9.40pm session and the theatre was quite admirably crowded - busy, but not irritatingly so.

I really enjoy going to the Landmark Cinema cause I get to have hot Intelligentsia coffee and really delicious buttery popcorn. There is something really special about that combination of nibblies while enjoying a movie. The cinema is also managed by an Aussie, so there is usually a ready supply of Tim Tams and Mint Slices too. But not last night unfortunately - all the bloody Aussies in the area must have swooped for supplies just in time for Christmas!

"The History Boys" is sort of like "Dead Poet's Society" but, of course, set in Sheffield in England. The cast that portrays the school students are all brilliant - no one actor dominates and you can tell that they have worked together really well in the past. The story was funny but at times rather sad, but there was still room for some real laugh-out-loud moments.

Given how cold it has been at nights here, spending a dreary Saturday night sitting in a warm movie theatre with popcorn and coffee, and getting lost in dreary old England was just the tonic I needed.

Can 40,000 objects ALL be unique?

Merchandise Mart green
Originally uploaded by jolyn27.

I managed to score some free tickets to a fun expo at The Merchandise Mart in Downtown Chicago today and so Lexie and I went along to check it out.

"The One of a Kind Show and Sale" is a three-day bonanza of handmade gifts and treasures from emerging and established artists from across the US. Even though the Mart is a huuuuuge place (the photo only gives you some idea), I was overwhelmed by the number of people that had come along to the fair. And doubly overwhelmed by the sheer diversity of the arts and crafts on offer.

Some of it was beautiful, some of it was crap, but all of it was impressive because it was made by hand and the artists were there talking about it and showing it off. Fabulous.

The Merchandise Mart was built in the 1920s and is still owned by the Kennedy family. In fact, one of the Kennedys still lives in the penthouse apartment - fancy, eh? The sheer scale of this whole place is pretty amazing and this night time photo is the best time to see the facade. During the day it's a little bland. Still big of course, but bland. But inside, it's a treasure trove of art gallery offices, stores, and a food court to die for!

Hopping to it

Australian Ballet
Originally uploaded by Mr. Physics.

I am mentally packed for my big trip home next week, and that is probably half the battle won. Sure, I still need to buy some sneakers and a pair of jeans (though will I really get to wear them down there?!) but other than that, I'm set.

And I'm only going to be travelling with 2 carry-on suitcases (but of course I'll check those). Oooh and a backpack too, just in case all my luggage goes missing and I need a rapid-change outfit. See? I'm organised.

The real bummer is that I can't bring most of my make-up on the plane. I guess that guarantees that I will literally look like The Creature From The Black Lagoon when I finally do disembark in Adelaide. Ugh just the thought of my birds nest hair is enough to freak me out. At least I know the air quality in first class is exactly the same as in economy so I'd end up looking exactly the same no matter where I sat on the plane!

So while I daydream about how many pairs of socks I'll need, and whether my fake tan will hold up for the duration of my stay, I've still got one more week at work to go. Let the countdown begin.

So let me guess...you're an Aussie too?

This time next week I will be all packed and ready to head back home for three weeks. I am now counting down the sleeps and I am so excited. At the same time though, I don't mind admitting that I'm a little panicked. I know that my accent has changed, if only just a little (Jems can try and break my 'cell phone and sweater' habit) but I also feel sure that, in general, I'm not the same person I was when I left.

As far as I'm concerned, I've become a better person - someone with interesting stories, fun experiences to draw from, and I'm certainly a much more self-assured person than when I left home. But in the back of my mind there's the thought that this new Gab will be a bit of a culture shock to my friends and family back home. What if I've morphed into a brash American without fully realising it? Am I confusing my new-found sense of self-assurance with simply being up myself?

I guess the only way to test myself has been to surround myself with Aussies - and I've done that for the past two nights straight. Admittedly these have been Chicago-based Aussies, but they will nevertheless call things as they see them (as Aussies are wont to do just about anywhere).

Last night was the Christmas party for the Chicago chapter of Advance (photos are already available online and while I'm in some of them, I am not responsible for the conduct that was captured in any of them - I was off the clock). Tonight I went to a client dinner for our Trade Commission, none of which was photographically documented. I had a wonderful time at each event, and made many Aussies jealous that I was leaving our sub-zero temperatures behind for much sunnier shores. It's quite easy when surrounded by Australians to lapse into the stereotype that we've all shunned for so many years; you know, that back-slapping, loud-laughing, 'she'll be right mate' way of relating to one another. It's hideous and we'd never do it at home, I'm sure. We all become like lads at the B&S ball or something. Perhaps it's a coping mechanism, I don't know.

All I do know is, I'm so looking forward to being back home, and I think I'm all set to settle back in to life in Adelaide, with my favourite people. And of course, the Burnside Primary School Beginners Brass Band to serenade me at Adelaide Airport upon my dishevelled arrival next Sunday arvo. Thanks to Joshua for organising that!

Jack Frost nips at EVERYTHING!

Snowman in Okaimeden
Originally uploaded by Squirmelia.

I used to think that if it snowed, that was the coldest that things could possibly get. For me, snow was the ultimate indicator that things were the coldest they would be and you just had to put up with it.

But ever since I arrived in Chicago, I've come to understand that, at times, it is simply too cold to snow. Yes, there are times where even the snow hits the proverbial snooze button and refuses to come out.

Take this morning for instance. I walked to work from my bus stop and it is a staggeringly nippy MINUS 10 celcius! And when it gets to be that cold, you don't even feel it anymore. I'm sure you would feel it, except for the fact that your brain matter is solid ice and the water in your eyeballs has frozen solid.

This sort of cold is literally bone-chilling. My face is incapable of expression, so I resemble an over-Botoxed Hollywood tartlet, and I get a headache from being sandblasted by the winds off the Chicago River. The wind chill really is that intense.

And yet the City is at its best at this time of year. The cold and the snow and the wind chill can't stop the Chicago party season. And it can't stop me getting out to enjoy it.

But the email from home this morning tell me that it's going to be 38 degrees Celcius there today literally warmed me all the way to my toes. I closed my eyes and escaped a little to that warm hemisphere. Hard to believe I'll be there next week. Not many more sleeps now, Mum...

This is my dance space, this is your dance space

Dirty Dancing
Originally uploaded by purplepaperprincess.

Today's rant comes to you fresh from the north-bound 135 bus that departed Downtown at 4.48pm this afternoon. The subject of today's diatribe is PERSONAL SPACE and, more particularly, the lack of it that seems to exist on public transportation.

Never one to start my story at the beginning, let me commence by declaring that the wintertime in Chicago is not about fashion. It's about staying warm and dry. And that's no easy task when you take into account the rain, snow, occasional sleet, and very strong winds that want to execute a smackdown on each and every one of us.

So when you rug up, at times you're bound to wear so many layers you end up looking like the long-lost cousin of The Michelin Man. And with that extra padding comes a rather awkward new way of manoeuvering in tight spaces. What would, in summertime, be a seamless and casual sashay down the bus aisle, in wintertime becomes an awkward, clumsy shuffle into seat, where you instantly become a jelly melange of coats, gloves, scarves and beanies. In short, it sucks.

So I was pissed enough that I had to stand up this afternoon on the bus, swathed in my puffy long coat and scarf, and baking under the heating vents. But then some oaf of a creature has to body slam me and basically dry hump me the whole way home. When he leaned forward and gazed out the window at Belmont Harbor and then loudly proclaimed he was on the wrong bus, I wanted to hurl him out the windscreen then and there. I think my fellow passengers would have enjoyed that too.

As it is I'm now too aggrieved to go and have a spray tan and instead, I'm having a Cab Sav. So there.

Christmas - it grabs you by the baubles

Baubles *Merry Christmas*
Originally uploaded by Chris_J.

On my trip Downtown on Saturday night to capture footage for the Chicago DVD, I was reminded why I love shopping online. No crowds, you can do it in your underwear, and your purchases are delivered to you in ultra fun bubble wrap (2 gifts in 1 - hellooooo!).

The German Chriskindlmarket in Daley Plaza is beautiful though, and it was worth braving the cold just to get some of those cinnamon candied almonds I love so much. Hmm there's a thought. I wonder if Amazon.com stocks those....

But tonight I actually went to Michigan Avenue and shopped for my sister. Of course I browsed online first and determined exactly what I wanted, so I wouldn't have to deal with the uber irritating shop assistants (eternally happy Christmas elves, the lot of them). Sometimes I think the shop assistants are worse than my fellow shoppers. I said sometimes. Tonight's shop assistants took the cake for perpetual cheeriness and rosy-cheeked frustratingness. See, that's not even a word, that's how crazy they make me!

But all is not lost, people. Mental state still intact, and in an effort to stave off the bah-humbuggery, I downloaded some Christmas songs to my ipod. I figure if I blast some yuletide i-tunes through my headphones on the bus twice daily, perhaps some Christmas cheer will leak into my brain. Lexie hates it. I am going to secretly download some onto her ipod too cause I think she needs it more than me! After her tree-decorating efforts over the weekend, the girl could use some kind-hearted cheering. And there is no one better at that than me right now. Help us all.

Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up

The heavy snows of last week still haven't shuffled off the sidewalks around town, and the freezing chill in the air suggests to me that they won't be budging for a while. But I suspected yesterday that these sights and sounds would form a fun backdrop to my "Life in Chicago" DVD that I was planning to make for my family.

Hard to believe I'll be home this time in 2 weeks, so in a way the pressure was on yesterday to make a decent start on the first documentary DVD release from Preston Productions (!). With Lexie ably operating the borrowed video camera, we took off to Michigan Avenue at around 5.30pm to start filming. The crowds of people, the Christmas lights, the opportunity to see where Oprah lives - it all made for (I think) fascinating footage. No seriously, it will be great.

Lex is pretty sure she can do some snazzy editing on her computer, so we're planning on some fun voice-overs and music looping in the background and I can't wait to see what she comes up with. My social life is slowing down between now and when I leave, thank heavens, so we'll have some time to sit together and make some post-production magic.

It is party season in Chicago of course and there ARE a few Christmas shows I need to get to this week, but otherwise I'm all ready to head home. I bought some cute ribbon for my suitcase because apparently everyone in Chicago needs a plain black suitcase; and while that admittedly makes the baggage carousel look very chic, I figured after 24+ hours on the plane, I'd need a little help identifying my case! But otherwise, I'm set. I've got all my clothes, my cute cocktail dresses and peep-toe shoes, I'm headed to the tanning salon to get sprayed (a la Ross in "Friends" - let's hope not) and I've got everyone's mobile phone numbers in my address book so I can make contact when I finally arrive in sunny Adelaide.

Bring it baby, I can't wait.

Brrr, it's cold in here

Walking in a winter wonderland
Originally uploaded by Miss Gab.

This is exactly what my bus shelter looked like this morning as Chicago woke up to its first snow of the winter season. Sure it's pretty, but try walking through it with sleet off Lake Michigan whipping you in the eyeballs. Brutal and I love it.

Is it possible to be too fabulous?

Fresh Fish
Originally uploaded by ladyloneranger.

Over the past 13 months in Chicago, I've found that the most fun I have is when I have fun and seize the moment. It has been my experience that opportunism has given me some great memories.

And so it was last night that I met Jenn for a drink at The Townhouse, a cute wine bar/restaurant in The Loop, just down the road from my work. Jenn and I ordered some delicious prosecco and sat at the bar to catch up. She then blurted out that she had dinner plans with some old college friends, and invited me to join them. At 6pm. Phew, the pressure was on. So we downed our drinks ultra-quickly and we walked the three blocks to the restaurant.

I had heard of Nick's Fish Market pretty much as soon as I arrived in Chicago and indeed, every time I walk to the Cult I go past it. But I never knew that the place was quite so fancy. I don't know, I guess I figured because it is located next to a McDonald's, I had always just thought it was a fast-food place, or a seafood joint in the manner of Red Lobster or something.

But let me tell you, this place is amazing. You want a glass of champagne? It's Veuve Cliquot all the way, baby. And you want escargots? Forget the little boogery nuggets you get at some places. At Nick's, you get meaty, wholesome snails enveloped in a fluffy puff pastry pocket and swimming in garlicky goodness. Dreamy. And the seafood linguine? Well it's heavy on the fishy delights, and light on the pasta. It was my idea of heaven.

And after dinner, where I was warmly welcomed by Jenn's fellow alumni, she and I retired to the bar upstairs to chat up the Polish barman and score free cocktails for our trouble. The lychee martini is to die for. We even got invitations to a Polish drinks party next week in Bucktown, where we have already staked our claim to two barstools, and free champagne for the entire night.

As the slushy sleet started to fall outside, I was enjoying a wonderful night that I can honestly chart up to one of the most fun I've had in this City so far.

Ole

Patriotic day
Originally uploaded by Victoriano.

When I was living in Europe, I never did make it across to Spain, but I hear that the Osborne Bull is a very famous silhouette that dots the Spanish countryside.

Last night the River East Arts Center here in Chicago hosted a one-night-only exhibition of a selection of 2-D Osborne Bulls that had been decorated by 'celebrities'. I inserted those inverted commas myself, as the degree of celebrity of the 'artists' (there I go again), varied greatly.

Sure there was Antonio Banderas, who I widely suspect had his Bull painted for him as all he managed to produce was a map of Spain. Angie Harmon from the old Law & Order series did a very cute bull decorated with little diamantes on his horns and toenails (a glamour bull evidently...very Hollywood). Dr Phill put engraved silver tags all over his and I still don't really get why. Maybe it was for deep psychological reasons.

But my favourite bulls were decorated by Spanish artists whose names are forever lost to me, but whose bulls was resplendent in vibrant images and colourful swirls and glittery bits all over. One of them was decorated by a fashion designer, so the bull was wearing cute denim jeans and a tight flannel shirt and even Dame Edna-style glasses. Very cute.

The bulls go up for auction in Miami soon to raise funds to fight child hunger in the USA. The curator took my card and promised to keep me posted about the two works that I particularly liked. Something tells me that even though I'd never heard of the artists myself, these works of art may indeed still fetch a hefty sum. Aye carumba!

It's a kind of magic

Possum
Originally uploaded by Miss Gab.

Tonight I got the chance to indulge in a fabulous event that I will remember for a loooong time.

I got a chance ot meet Mem Fox, the Adelaide author of "Possum Magic", which was basically required reading of all South Australian primary school kids - certainly ever since I was a little girl. Mem Fox dedicated the book to her daughter Chloe, who is about my age now, and it's little wonder that I grew up loving the book.

So when the Chairman of the Chicago Public Library invited me to his house for a reception to welcome Mem Fox to Chicago, how could I refuse?

Mem is here in Chicago to speak at an event that promotes literacy amongst Chicago public school children. In typical Aussie tradition she agreed to be polite, but also to speak her mind, and make it very clear that literacy is a right, not a privilege.

Tonight she wasn't hawking "Possum Magic" (though, ever the geek, I took along some copies for her to sign). Rather she was promoting her 'text book' about childhood literacy, that asks parents to encourage their children to read (as distinct from teaching them to read). It's about loving books and loving the act of reading, rather than being so rigid about what material the kids are choosing to read.

It was lovely to meet an Adelaide expat in such a beautiful atmosphere and, with any luck, I'll get another chance to catch up with her before she heads home later this week.

Inconceivable

The Princess Bride (1987)
Originally uploaded by peter-noster.

I don't really remember the day that I found out that the six-fingered man in "The Princess Bride" is not only married to Jamie Lee Curtis, but is also the guy behind "Waiting for Guffman" and "Best In Show". It was a pretty big day, as far as revelations go. In any case, all I now know is that I can't watch him in "The Princess Bride" without giggling to myself at how much he is clearly enjoying himself, and that is highly inappropriate given the devilish role he plays in the classic fairytale film. Oh my sweet Westley...

Christopher Guest is just a classic comedian as far as I'm concerned and I really enjoy his crazy sense of humor. I didn't have to think too hard this weekend when I decided to go and see his latest offering, "For Your Consideration".

The story is really a film within a film, and Guest is pretty much unrecognisable as a Jewish film director, with fuzzy permed hair and a terrible habit of talking with his mouth full (and he's always eating something).

The best part of the movie though is every scene that features Catherine O'Hara, who I have loved ever since she left that brat Macauley Culkin in the attic in the first "Home Alone" movie. She is a veteran of Christopher Guest's movies, and is particularly classic in "Best In Show". She is just wonderful in this latest movie too and I loved it when she finally succumbed to that Hollywood chestnut - the botox and collagen combination - with hysterical results. I read somewhere that to look like that, O'Hara just put long veneers in her mouth (they look like shiny white piano keys, trust me) and she used her facial muscles to make herself look permanently surprised. How an actress can do that and still deliver her lines is beyond me. I loved her.

Christopher Guests seems to have carried over his troupe of actors with him from film set to film set. I used to think that Parker Posey was just an odd actress but having seen all of Guest's films, I realise that I wouldn't want to see her in anything BUT an odd role; she just does them so well. And I don't know his name, but do you remember the guy that played the awkward dog show commentator in "Best In Show" (the one who would always make inappropriate comments)? Well to see him in this film as an ageing Entertainment Tonight-style anchor with a mohawk (!) is priceless. And Jennifer Coolidge, the ditzy buxom blonde who was also the manicurist in Legally Blonde is just so good in this role, as the film-within-a-film's clueless producer.

The cinema was packed on Saturday afternoon when I went and saw "For Your Consideration" but I guess that's always a good sign, right? And even though the film doesn't offer as many laugh-out-loud moments as "Best In Show" or "Waiting For Guffman", it's still a great movie that I really enjoyed. In fact, now that I have had some time to read the reviews, the movie is getting absolutely canned. So honestly, don't fork out $10 to see the movie based on my feedback or you may want to give me a papercut and pour lemon juice on it when you realise the movie is crap. But for what it's worth, I liked it. A cameo by Ricky Gervais can never be a bad thing, surely...

Go Team!

Da Bears
Originally uploaded by dansays.

I'd like to say that I actually went to see the Bears play today but I did not. I watched them on TV though and fortunately had Melissa explaining the rules to me, play-by-play. Up to that point, I'd just been cheering when the crowd did.

Chicago is a bit of a sports-mad town, it's fair to say. We've got a killer basketball team, a fairly boisterous ice hockey team, and of course we have our baseball teams. But unlike the cross-town rivalry that exists in baseball, where you're either a Cubs fan or a Sox fan, Chicago's football community need not be so divided. We only have one football team in the NFL and the whole city gets behind it.

I enjoy the theatrics of the game more than the game itself, I think. I love the stop-start pace of the game, while the offensive/defensive teams switch and the strategies are worked out. I love that Urlacher on the Bears defensive team is a human brick wall and it makes me scared just to look at him. I love that it takes the umpires 3 minutes to deliberate whether the team moved a whole 5 yards or not. And I love it when the stadium, and the bar you're drinking in, erupts when the Bears win.

Which they didn't today. Bummer.

Happy Turkey Day!

Happy Turkey Day!
Originally uploaded by DIversify DI.

Last Thanksgiving here in Chicago, it was a horrible -18 degrees celcius and yet I trudged all the way to Caro's house to enjoy my first American holiday. Turkey is not my favourite meat, but the meal last year was delicious and the company was wonderful.

This year the weather was much warmer, but the food and wine and company were just as fabulous as before. I accepted a lovely invitation from our Trade Commissioner and it turned into a wonderful all-Aussie Thanksgiving. My boss and her husband, another colleague, and a couple of members of the Chicago cricket team all came together for a great feast. The roast potatoes with sprigs of rosemary were delicious - crunchy and golden.

Even the turkey went down a treat. Granted I smothered it with the yummiest pan-juice gravy I've had in a long time. But I didn't make a guts of myself and left room for some great dessert - a custard tart with raisins and muscat. I even had a glass of muscat to accompany it.

But I got home about 7pm and didn't overdo it today so I'm feeling fine and ready to face another day off tomorrow. The Consulate staff are getting together to watch the Ashes telecast tomorrow night at a neighbourhood pub. We just can't do without it. Who says the Thanksgiving weekend can't incorporate all kinds of traditions?

Welcome to MY Hotel California

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Originally uploaded by picodulce.

Day 5: When the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

This bright blue landmark is The Georgian Hotel on Ocean Road in Santa Monica and it is literally down the road from the famous Hotel California that the Eagles sang about so tunefully. The Georgian was also my home for two days while I sunned myself at Santa Monica, a truly beautiful beachside town about 10 minutes drive from Los Angeles (well, some part of it anyway - I don't think LA has a proper town center).

I chose this hotel because of its proximity to Santa Monica Pier, its view over the ocean, and the fact that it is allegedly haunted. At least let me assure you that on the first two points, the Hotel delivered beautifully. The ghosts, however, were sadly absent. There was some pretty robust yelling and slamming of doors at ungodly hours of the morning, but I'm pretty sure live humans were responsible for those noises!

The other brilliant thing about The Georgian is that it is literally around the corner from Third Street Promenade, the most inspired stretch of retail heaven I've seen in a long time. Honestly, it's the length of Rundle Mall and Rundle Street, lined both sides by adorable little shops and boutiques. Granted there is a Gap and Urban Outfitters and other chain stores, but then there are some cute shops that (surprise, surprise) Chicago does not have. So I typically chose these unique stores to receive my custom and gave my Visa card a stunning work-out.

Returning to the Hotel in the manner of Pretty Woman, I changed into one of my new tops and necklaces, and went back out to sit at the neighbourhood bar and write some postcards. The barman bought my drinks for me - what a sweetheart. Bald as a bowling ball he was.

Then N from the Consulate picked me up for dinner at Venice Beach, which was almost impossible to see due to the unseasonable fog that had rolled in off the Pacific Ocean. Still, dinner was wonderful in a local haunt that reminded me a lot of a tarpaulin thrown over the back clothesline to become a makeshift marquee with little tiki lights and citronella candles. But the cocktails were strong and the food was delicious. Retiring back to the Santa Monica bar after dinner, we sought out my generous benefactor/barman but he was nowhere to be found. So we had a couple more drinks and I went 'home' to sleep (or to await some supernatural encounters, whatever happened first).

Day 6: Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home

Sunday morning was a little rough, thanks to a 6am wake-up call of a slamming door right outside my room and a very enthusiastic cleaning lady wondering what she should do with her vacuum cleaner. I could have told her...

But I battled a junior hangover and forced myself to get up and enjoy the brunch at The Georgian, which N had recommended I do. She went further to suggest the seafood frittata for breakfast. Let me tell you - the smell of lobster on a hungover stomach ain't the brightest thing in the world to discover. And yet the strong coffee and fresh fruit helped me get through the (ultimately) delicious dish. Before I knew it, I had to pack my things, check out, and make my way to LAX.

But not before I visited Santa Monica Pier. A jetty is a jetty really and that's all Santa Monica Pier is, but it's just cool. When the weather is as good as it was on Sunday, it's easy to see why so many tourists go there. The pace is relaxed and you can browse little stores selling tourist junk either side of the Pier as you wander up and back. Fishermen try their luck right at the end, and pique the interest of visitors that stop by to check out their catch. I loved it - it was a real little community out there. And to be staying in a hotel so close to such a great site was well worth the trip.

The least said about Los Angeles Airport the better. That place is hell on earth and I am dreading being back there at Christmas time. The worst of California is headquartered at that chaotic pit. Trust me, fly through San Francisco if you possibly can. But the only good thing about LAX is that it got me back to Chicago - to remarkably cooler temperatures, but boy it feels good to sleep in your own bed after some time away. Two pillows, baby. Rock on.

A half-hearted Hooray for Hollywood

Marilyn Monroe handprints outside Chinese Theatre, Hollywood
Originally uploaded by Betty Nuggs.

Day 3: Goin' to Hollywood, City of Dreams

I once read a book about Paris that opened with the theory that pretty much everyone has been to Paris at least once. Granted, the author was trying to communicate the idea that each person has so often fantasised about Paris that they feel like they've been there. Their imagination builds it up so much that by the time they actually do make it to Paris, the reality of the City of Lights has a hard time stacking up to the imagined one.

I don't share the author's view about Paris per se, but I will give him snaps for the idea. Certainly the Hollywood of my imagination (and it's a fertile one as you well know) did not quite stack up to the real thing, and let me explain why.

Having been a movie buff for years, I find the escapism of the cinema one of life's most indulgent pleasures. There's something magical about old cinema; something other-worldly about the time of Fred and Ginger, Hepburn and Tracy, or even (to be cheesy though accurate), about Bogey and Bacall. Watching all kinds of movies over the years, not to mention countless award shows, I've formed a romantic and idealistic impression of the hometown of all these stars, past and present.

So when I actually walked onto Hollywood Boulevard, past the Kodak Theater (home to the Oscars ceremony) and past the sidewalk stars of Carey Grant and The Marx Brothers and such, I was a little let down. Because I don't believe that any of these cinema greats ever imagined that their stars would share real estate with strip joints, porn shops, and other dodgy enterprises. Not that I have anything against such retail outlets, but come on! Hollywood is a fantasy land, sure - but perhaps not that kind of fantasy.

Still, I had come to Hollywood Boulevard to see Marilyn's handprints and I did exactly that. J drove me to the Boulevard and after a beer and some chicken wings, I convinced him to help me find Monroe's hands. He almost vomited said beer and wings when I bent down to put my own hands in her prints, not really considering the layers of foot traffic, grime and filth that had no doubt been piled up on those handprints over the years. I promised faithfully to sanitise my hands when we found a restroom. J just rolled his eyes. [And for the record, my hands are smaller than hers were *wink*]

A couple of cocktails at Aphrodisiac later, and we were both feeling better but all I wanted to do was crash. And that's exactly what I did, on the correct pillows this time.

Day 4: TGIF

Friday arrived and I hadn't even realised. I guess it was the interruption to my normal work week, coupled with the idea that I was also a tourist in this crazy town. Perhaps it was the cosmopolitans?

I went onto my very first construction site close to the Consulate and I even had to wear a white hard hat. Sharing a very slow-moving elevator with about 20 sweaty construction workers was also a first, and the least said about that experience the better. Sadly, not a Diet Coke man amongst them. But I was there to view the Consulate's new site and it will certainly be impressive when it's finished. Still, it's hard to imagine the plush interiors and hardwood flooring etc from the shell that currently exists. Unfortunately my Hollywood imagination doesn't extend to real estate.

Lunch was a delicious buffalo chicken burger at a southern cafe and then it was back to work for a few hours, before checking out of the Park Hyatt and making my way to a housewarming party for one of the guys at the office. His apartment building is huge but, like LA, sprawling. And when I was told that there were 600 apartments in the complex, I nearly fell over. 600 apartments - and potentially one or 2 people in each apartment? It made sense to me that the population of LA is pretty much the entire population of Australia. But still...crikey!

Late Friday night, the Deputy at the Consulate (N) dropped me off at my new hotel in Santa Monica, where I'd elected to spend the weekend shopping and soaking up the sun. News about those two blissful days will follow.

Postcards from the edge...of reality

The Hollywood Sign 3
Originally uploaded by Dave Gorman.

I am back in Chicago now, having spent an outrageous couple of days in Southern California. I scarcely know where to begin this story. Many of you will know that my stories are rarely told chronologically, but I think that's the only way to tell this one. So here goes: a six-day tale told in three parts - two days at a time. Hang onto your hats.

Day One: Chicago to LA-LA Land

I nearly suffered emotional meltdown at O'Hare airport because of the lack of seating in the food court. Not enough to tip me normally, but on this occasion I was inundated with Eastern European tourists (or perhaps they were from Kansas or something), all of whom wanted to sit right on top of me to enjoy their respective late lunches. After several huff-and-puff tantrums that would have done Scarlett O'Hara proud, I ended up eating my fish & chips standing up at the entrance to the food court. Of course I vowed to pen a rather terse letter to the Federal Aviation Authority upon my return to the Midwest.

Arriving around 7pm in Los Angeles (9pm Chicago time) I was a little weary, and looking forward to the warm embrace of the Park Hyatt bubble bath. I hadn't quite counted on the LA rush hour traffic - and my taxi sat bumper-to-bumper in traffic for about 40 minutes. I wanted desperately to doze off, or stop at a Burger King or something, but I learned quickly that you don't mess with a Californian taxi driver in rush hour traffic. Maybe it's not easy to negotiate a six-lane freeway with a cranky Aussie in the backseat...who knows.

But I tell you, the Park Hyatt hotel knows how to treat its guests. I was 'yes ma'amed' and 'no ma'amed' all over the shop, and the post-bath chicken burger room service was divine.

Day 2: Los Angeles, here I come!

Dare I suggest that beds at the Park Hyatt should come with instructions? Let me demystify them for you, friends. King size beds are huge, particularly when you're sleeping solo. But a good king size bed, as in the case of the Park Hyatt, come with four pillows. The bottom two are structural and serve (literally) as props for the top two. Cause it's the top two pillows that are the meal tickets - they are your squishy, feathery, comfy pockets of heaven. It took me two days, and about 400 migraine tablets, to realise the source of my neck ache. So let me (again) serve as a warning to the rest of humanity and save you the grief - always sleep on the top two pillows and hurl the bottom ones far away. Trust me on this.

So yes I woke up with neck pain which was less than pleasant, and was only exacerbated by the $25 bowl of oatmeal that I consumed at the hotel for breakfast. But at this stage I still didn't have my bearings and even though I knew the Consulate was walking distance from the Hotel, I didn't know what options there might be nearby for breakfast (or coffee). So really, this was Opportunistic Oatmeal.

The concierge kindly directed me to the Consulate and, because I had enough time (and sensible footwear), suggested a pleasant scenic route that took me past leafy streets and towering condominiums along the way. But I'll say one thing for LA - the traffic is simply relentless. It never gives up. Just when you think there's a lull and perhaps LA can be peaceful after all, the traffic lights will change and the madness starts all over again. And is it possible to get carbon monoxide poisoning as a pedestrian? It seems likely to me after breathing LA fumes (not air).

Arriving at the Consulate I was greeted by my friendly and happy colleagues. It immediately struck me that LA is much busier than Chicago in more ways than one. For one, the LA Consulate is bigger, and the Aussie community in the West is also bigger. So there's more to do, the phones ring more often, and the pace is more frenetic. But I loved it and where I could, I rolled up my sleeves and pitched in. And such was the tone for the rest of the day.

Clocking off at around 5.30pm (a late night for me), I joined two of my colleagues/babysitters (F and J) for drinks and an early dinner. It was great - we went to their local and I had some nice local wine, and a burger that was as big as my head. I had to chop it into 4 pieces just to devour it, and even then I only managed to get through half.

Returning to the Hotel fairly early, I watched some TV but had to admit defeat around 9pm. I knew that the next few days would take it out of me - working, playing, and just immersing myself in a city as sprawling as Los Angeles. What would I think of it, and would I fit in?

Go west, life is peaceful there

A month or so ago, I upgraded this site to a thing called beta blogger and one of its more groovy tools is that you can give a guest author permission to publish blog entries on your behalf. Given that I have to close the blog down while I'm in California until this coming Sunday, I was so close to actually nominating someone to take the reins. But then I realised that I didn't really like anyone enough to give them that degree of poetic license.

No, that's not true. I honestly just couldn't think of who should entertain you while I'm gone. Mero at work wanted to do it, but I think she got writer's block the minute I mentioned she'd have to provide daily blog entries. [Of course a daily entry is not an absolute necessity, but it's a good idea don't you think?]

So you're just going to have to join me in this blogging hiatus and hope that when we meet again here, it will be to learn that I have run off with a celebrity to the Hollywood Hills, where I will live in obscene wealth and glamorous splendour. Until then, this is me signing off!

Being a culture vulture

Doom Watch
Originally uploaded by BombDog.

This weekend I have overdosed on the good things in life. For the last 48 hours, I've done things that I've never done before and had a wonderful time doing them.

I spent all day Saturday trudging up and down the stairs to the laundrdy in the building next door but, as a result, every stitch of clothing - and all the sheets and towels - are as clean as a whistle. Ever the geek, I even cheered to myself when I realised that my cute winter coat with the fluffy collar and cuffs is actually machine washable - yeehaw. So in it all went, and in between waiting for the loads to finish and the dryers to do their thing, I vacuumed and mopped and cleaned the bathroom. I generally just kept moving to get things done that I'd been putting off for days.

Saturday night I went off to an Aussie drinks reception at SOFA, the annual festival in Chicago that celebrates "Sculpture and Objects of Functional Art". For three days each year, Navy Pier hosts exhibition halls chock full of funky artwork from all over the world, that you can even buy if you want to. So the Australian Trade Commission hosted these drinks and nibblies to celebrate the Aussie contingent. Admittedly, SOFA never interested me last year because I'm an ignoramus when it comes to art in most of its forms. But SOFA is awesome, in the literal sense. The scale of this event has to be seen to be believed. Carrying our wines through the exhibits, Lexie and her friend Beth and I had a wonderful time ooh-ing and aah-ing at the displays. But as we were walking towards the exit and I very nearly sloshed my chardonnay over a glass bowl - with a price tag of US$50,000 we figured it was time to leave very quickly.

Fast forward through a hungover Sunday and brunch at the delightful Austrian cafe I hit last weekend (fabulous breakfast blend coffee by the way). Tonight I took Courts out for her pre-birthday dinner. I'm going to be in LA from Tuesday through Sunday, so I'll miss her actual birthday. But it was important to me that I recognise the celebration and so I bought us the last two tickets to a five-course food and wine dinner at a funky little wine bar/restaurant in West Town. It's called The West Town Tavern, but is not like any smokey, fish & chip tavern I've ever been to. This place is funky, sleek and very modern. I was a little nervous about my capacity to get through all five courses, but it wasn't has hard as I thought. The servings were generous but the evening was well-paced and allowed you to digest what you'd eaten well enough before moving on. We worked our way through appetisers, fish, chicken, duck, and finished with pecan pie, thick cream and caramel sauce. Yummo! The wines were equally delicious, and ranged from Australian sparkling, travelling through California, to France and Spain and Italy - and they were wonderful complements to the meal, even the sweet dessert wine to finish the dinner, and I don't even normally like sticky wines.

I think that Courts had a good time at the dinner too and it was nice to be part of a mass event like that but still have a table for 2 to ourselves so we could chat and catch up.

But of course all this culture has primed me for LA-LA land on Tuesday. My mission? Aside from learning all I can from our Consulate over there, and have some meetings with Aussie companies, I want to see the Hollywood stars and the Chinese theater, but also go to Marilyn Monroe's house. I just hope I get enough time to mix business and pleasure this week.

Cats and Dogs

Dripping
Originally uploaded by Tampen.

You know that old schoolyard joke about it raining cats and dogs, so you best take care not to step in a poodle? (Ba-doom tish!) Well it was that sort of afternoon in Chicago yesterday and I was in a foul mood for it.

Umbrellas were simply no match for the downpour and my knee-high boots revealed two small holes in them that meant I had sodden stocking feet within about 10 minutes. So I mooched around Macy's looking like a drowned rat, in a crowd of equally drowned rats, trying to decide why I was getting lost in a department store rather than going straight to the Cult in the first place.

The Young Members at the Cult threw a party last night that was meant to be from 8pm to midnight, but given that my workday finished at 4.30pm - and rush hour traffic was a nightmare at best on Fridays so going home wasn't an option, I was at a loss to what I should do beforehand.

My search for an after-work diversion led me to Macy's owing to an afternoon mishap with makeup that meant I couldn't wear my white cardigan to the party anymore. I had made a rush purchase of a backup cardi after lunch, but the impulsiveness made me doubt the entire ensemble in retrospect, so I think I figured a trip to Macy's might help. So in the pouring rain I trudged, fluffy jacket getting soaked and my umbrella only serving to irritate me more as it got blown inside out and upside down. Seeking refuge with the other drowned rats in Macy's I soon found the women's fashion section and debated the respective merits of a Kenneth Cole jersey dress versus a Theory pant suit, before trying them both on in the fitting room and ultimately declaring myself too fat for everything.

So in that stellar mindset, I went across the street to get the bus about six blocks to the Cult and of course, traffic was at a standstill on State Street in the rush hour rainfest. So I went into Payless Shoes to find some cheap stockings to replace my soaked pair. None of the shop assistants were being particularly helpful, so I marched around the store looking for the stockings, becoming more dejected by the second. As I was about to leave, a rather large woman shifted to one side and voila, there were the stockings right by the registers! How does one woman obscure an entire shelf of stockings, I still have no idea. In any case, I grabbed a pair and sloshed through the puddles to the warmth and safety of the Cult.

After a hot shower with all showerheads blasting on full, I was feeling a little more like myself again and set about to finish doing my hair and make-up. I was looking forward to the pampering and putting a fresh face on. Fresh makeup and clean hair just makes me feel better and more equipped to face things. But what's this I see - or rather, I don't see? I had left my eyeliner pencil at home. My beautiful eyeliner that I love more than anything else in my makeup bag, and the one item that finishes my 'look' off. Great God Almighty, could the day get any worse?!

And for the first time ever, no other women were in the change rooms with me so I couldn't even borrow some eyeliner in this emergency situation. So I weighed up my options. Did I want to go back out in the rain to the pharmacy and buy a new pencil? No. Did I want to face the party without eyeliner on? Hell no. So what did I do? I called my friend Lisa, who was coming to the party with me, and left some unintelligible, whiny blubbery voicemail about a bad mood, heavy rain, wet feet, no eyeliner, impending nervous breakdown.....

And when Lisa and her room mate arrived at 8pm to find me eating dinner alone in the Cult, sans eyeliner, they did the 'good friend thing' and told me I looked awesome. I could have cried in despair. When Lisa then produced some eyeliner and agreed to apply it for me, I realised that the night was finally turning around.

As it turned out, my feet were dry, my hair looked good, and my friends had a good time at the party. And that made it all worth turning up for.

It's not "goodbye'", it's "see you soon"

Hey Fishy Fishy!!
Originally uploaded by tarotastic.

I'm not good at saying goodbye, and so if i have to do it, I would prefer to have a mouthful of food, and some wine to wash it all down. Getting a good picture of that now? Alright then, here we go.

Last night I made a return visit to "Il Covo" at Bucktown to have a farewell dinner for my friend Luke, who is off to play basketball for the Development League team in Fort Worth, Texas. Jenn and Pete came along too and we were spoiled rotten by our fabulous waiter Matt and, of course, the restaurant's Aussie Exec Chef, Luka. It was great to be able to share this dining treat with my friends who had not yet had the good fortune of visiting "Il Covo". I introduced Luka and Luke at the AFL Grand Final back in September, and this was the first time they'd seen each other since. But it was lovely to get them together and have an Aussie reunion of sorts. Even Jenn was good natured to laugh along with us even when we had to define words like "yobbo". Depite Pete's frequent attempts to glorify Sydney, I think me and Luke were able to convince Jenn that Adelaide should be her base if ever she makes it to Australia. She seems rather interested to visit, which is great. Poor Luka had no chance to compete, even though he delighted in telling us stories of his hometown Footscray after dinner. The boy can try.

Everything on the menu looked too good last night, and I was having a tough time deciding what to enjoy. But Matt went through the specials of the night, and I closed the menu, making up my mind then and there. Butternut squash soup for appetiser, and the Moreton Bay Bug spaghetti for main course. Delicious! And the coffee and limoncello closed the meal beautifully. I was only able to stuff in one spoon each of the complimentary tiramisu and panacotta that Luka brought out to us - need to remember to save some room next time.

Luke has given me and Jenn strict instructions to come and visit Fort Worth for a weekend and there really is no excuse, given that Southwest Airlines fly there for about $80 return. I hear that Fort Worth is cowboy country and rodeos are very common. So are mechanical bulls, with one in just about every bar you come across. I think I definitely need to go to this party town. I just hope their basketball team is worth seeing *wink*

Bringing Chicago home with me

I have been thinking a lot about home these last few weeks. Actually, there has been a homesickness epidemic at work, with K and Mero taking off for the homeland around the same time as me. So I've probably been in the worst environment possible to shake the nerves and excitement I'm feeling about returning to Australia, even if it is only for a few weeks.

As my thoughts turn to what I might pack for my holiday home, I was thinking about Christmas presents for family and friends. What can I buy here that would be unique to Chicago; something special that I can pick up here rather than in any shopping mall back home [and believe me, the last thing I want to deal with back home is Christmas shopping in Rundle Mall rush hour!].

On the bus home last night, Lex and I decided that it would be fun for me to make a DVD of my favourite sites in Chicago. She has agreed to be camerawoman, and thus the idea for the first short film from the "Preston Productions" studio was born. My list of location shoots is starting to take shape, and includes a tour of my apartment, my fabulous gay neighbourhood, the public transportation system, Wrigley Field, and even some action scenes, hopefully supervised by someone with medical training. I can declare there will be no stunts, no nudity, occasional swearing, and definitely some Harry's Hotdogs. A PG-13 DVD, on very limited release.

This DVD will not help me solve the gift-giving dilemma, but it will make a fun diversion for family and hopefully more interesting than sifting through loads of photos in an album. That's the idea anyway. Outdoor shooting commences this weekend. Lights, camera, action!

Free "Will"

Nebulaise
Originally uploaded by tangent.

Lex took me to see Will Ferrell's new movie "Stranger Than Fiction" tonight. Filmed in Chicago, the story follows a real man who is actually the main character in an author's work of fiction. As the author writes about the man, he begins to hear her voice as she types. Obviously he thinks he's going crazy (as does everyone around him - the word "schizophrenia" is uttered more than once). But the man resolves to identify the source of the voice in his head, and what it wants from him.

The movie is a little slow but is still really funny in parts. It's not the over-the-top humour I've come to expect from Will Ferrell (think "Elf" and "Anchorman") but he's the sort of comedian I start to laugh at before he's even said anything on screen. And I knew that Emma Thompson was in the movie, but it was a surprise to see Dustin Hoffman and Maggie Gyllenhall on the screen too.

While the movie was a comedy, it still explored the theme of free will versus destiny. Does knowing what's going to happen to you change the way you behave? Or do you always behave exactly how the universe has destined you will?

Looking for meaning in a Will Ferrell movie is not something I'm used to, so you'll appreciate why tonight's cinematic excursion was something completely different. Very Python-esque indeed. Witty, silly, and ultimately rather poignant.

I just blew in from the Windy City

Chicago is Beautiful!
Originally uploaded by .Ashkan.

Do you know that I've been in Chicago for just over a year and yet I haven't been through a single museum in its entirety? I've been to the Shedd Aquarium, but I think even the Shedd would agree that it's not, in the traditional sense, a museum. I've been to the Field Museum of course, but I've only gone in as far as I needed to in order to go through the fabulous King Tut exhibit.

I came to this realisation today when I walked everywhere around Chicago with my friend Celine, originally from Paris but now living in Brussels. Celine came to Chicago just for the afternoon on a break from a staff training exercise up in Milwaukee. The weather was absolutely ideal for a walking tour of this beautiful (and allegedly) Windy City.

We started with a walk from Union Station to Millennium Park, stopping for lunch at the lovely Park Cafe. I saw a naked woman in the toilets, whose decision to change outfits publicly by the sinks rather than in the privacy of the cubicles took me, and other restaurant patrons, by some suprise I'm sure. But this is Chicago and one condition of living here is that nothing phases you.

So Celine and I moved on down Michigan Avenue towards the shopping mecca that is the Magnificent Mile. We detoured down Illinois St and walked all the way around the perimeter of Navy Pier, pausing to admire the beautiful view of the city skyline - I had never appreciated it from there before.

Then we got some shoes for Celine and went through Nieman Marcus (another first for me), and then up to the John Hancock Tower's Signature Room for a few cocktails with Jennifer. The view from the 96th Floor of the Hancock never disappoints and Celine got some great photos - even the wobbly ones as she tried out her camera's night vision goggles.

A quick cab ride got Celine back to Union Station well in time for her train to Milwaukee, and I assured her that she'd be able to sleep on the train cause Milwaukee was the end of the line. I did remind her to call me if by some chance they change the train route and she does, in fact, wake up in Canada or something. So far, not a word.

It's not breakfast and it's not lunch

It's no secret that if my stomach is satisifed, then so am I. And I'm only 11 hours into the weekend and already I'm setting my stomach up for a very contented weekend.

I started off with biscuits, gravy, and pork sausages at IHOP this morning (that's the "International House of Pancakes" in case you're wondering) and then later today I'm catching up with my Aussie friend Debs at a Euro cafe on Southport - the quintissential straight cafe/bar district in this neighbourhood. I'm not hungry right now of course, but a quick peek at the website for the cafe we're headed to suggests to me that it's going to be another blessed opportunity to devour some tasty treats. And a glass of crisp European wine, naturally.

Tonight I'm catching up with my friends Kerry and Trace, and we'll either continue the gourmand theme and dine somewhere close-by, or else we're do the 'sweatpants and take-out' option. Something tells me that elasticised pants will probably be a good option for me by the end of today!

Giving Thanksgiving the bird

What a difference 24 hours can make.

Yesterday I posted about the Aussie-themed Thanksgiving dinner I was going to throw and then an initially promising guest list collapsed (like a flan in a cupboard), leaving only me and Caro to enjoy an 8-person roast lamb with all the crispy trimmings. Well screw that, and pardon my French.

So today, and admittedly in some distress, I rang Caro and spat the dummy. To hell with Thanksgiving and all it stands for. To hell with hosting dinner parties that no one will commit to. To hell with being away from my family, who I know would come if they could. I was feeling particularly sorry for myself.

And Caro did her best to talk me down from the proverbial ledge. She told me to bring the raw lamb leg to her place on Thanksgiving and we'd cook up a rich Indian curry, drink booze, and take naps all day. I love Caro.

I'm feeling better now but sometimes I just wish I could beam all my friends from home over to Chicago for an event like this. It's hard when you realise that you don't have the 'usual suspects' you can rely on to help make unfamiliar holidays like Thanksgiving nevertheless memorable.

Ewe just add mint jelly...

White Lamb
Originally uploaded by Mountain Mike.

I can't even remember if I have mentioned that I have decided to give American Thanksgiving traditions the heave-ho this year, in favour of hosting something with Australian 'flavour' for the expat orphans I've befriended in my time here. Given that none of them are US-born anyway, I didn't think anyone would really mind if I vetoed roast turkey and the sweet-tasting accoutrements that Americans devour at this time of year.

I've sourced a wonderful, boneless, Aussie lamb roast (courtesy of an expat guardian angel here in Chicago) and I plan on cooking it up with all the usual roast trimmings. I'm going to serve garlic & rosemary potatoes (is it wrong that I'm most excited about THAT part of the meal?) plus roast carrots, maybe pumpkin, definitely broccoli and other steamed greens, and delicious meat gravy. I will of course also include hearty farm bread slathered with butter with which to mop up all the goodness.

And will there be pumpkin pie? Well of course not. I am either going to try again with my signature tiramisu recipe (tried for the first time in the US last Thanksgiving, and I recall it did not fare so well owing to mass confusion on the naming of American baking products), or else I'll do....erm....a Plan B that I haven't thought of yet.

I will actually be in LA in the week leading up to Thanksgiving hence the scramble to get things organised now. I have issued my oven an ultimatum (complete with fist-shaking and angry glare) that it had better behave otherwise I will have it consigned to the scrap heap. I will have a similar conversation with every other appliance in the apartment that may be called into operation to pull off this gastronomic miracle.

And you know what else? I don't have a big enough kitchen table, or enough chairs, to accommodate my expected guests. Or enough plates, glasses, and cutlery to go around. In my excitement about the menu, I guess I just didn't think about any of that.

To be continued.

Thoroughly Modern Manners

Eiffel vs. The Sky
Originally uploaded by Toni Blay.

Most people consider the French language to be beautiful. I remember learning it in high school and spending the early weeks with my Year 8 class mates, hacking up phlegm in an effort to perfect our accents. Some of us had it, some of us never did.

But we could all agree that many words just sound better in French - biscuit, pomplemousse, just to name a few. But consider the word 'politesse', the true subject of today's post. Just by looking at it, you could guess that it means 'politeness', but what a genteel way to say it. It sounds just like it should - neat, clipped, dainty. It sounds like a word that bird-like women in Chanel tweed suits would say as they receive the ladies for bridge.

But last night and again this morning on the bus, I was none of these things. I was not neat, clipped, dainty, or bird-like. Instead, I was cloppy, oafish, ignorant, and clumsy.

Last night the bus was so crowded, I had to stand. And then I fell on a perfectly lovely looking (gay) man who proceeded to laugh his head off at me. Either that or he was listening to a very amusing song on his ipod. I went as red as my coat. Then this morning I had a seat the whole way into town, but as I stood up to get off at my stop - while the bus was stationary, mind you - I stepped on the toes of every man sitting in the middle section of the twisty bus. Every single one of them. How is that possible?! I mumbled my apologies, cursed my clumsiness, and gratefully stumbled off the bus into the warm bosom of Starbucks.

It's just so frustrating, you know? I can say 'politesse' with all its appropriate Frenchness. I get the accent and pitch right, and I can even use it in a sentence. But why oh why, when I'm on busy public transport, can't I embody what it means?

Will you still need me, will you still feed me?

Catch it.......
Originally uploaded by paper by design.

Perspective is an intersting thing and admittedly, I don't always have it. My horoscope today confirmed this, when it suggested to me that I seek out the glamorous and romantic solutions to life's problems, at the same time being blissfully unaware that it's my preferred style.

Interesting and probably, though very slightly, true.

This afternoon's phone call from Jenn brought me back to earth, more or less, as Jenn mused about her own search for perspective (she's a Leo too, by the way). Jenn's point of view was to apply "The 90-year old" theory. That is to say, when you're a drooling 90-year old in the nursing home, will you still be dwelling on this problem?

Jenn's is obviously a theory from the "Don't Sweat The Small Stuff" stable and I hear her. In fact, I think it makes lovely sense. It's about letting go of the stuff that really doesn't matter in the long run, and will ultimately be lost in the fullness of time (or my own misty brain and drooly demeanour). Either way, I think it helps you shake off the drama, and grin and bear the day. I'm sure Steven Covey and that "Who Moved My Cheese" guy would be pretty impressed.

So for the foreseeable future, I'm going to approach life's dramas with my usual Leo flair for the glamorous, but as a 90-year old, with all the drool and wisdom that it brings. Let's see what happens.

Step away from the candy corn

Today is officially Halloween Day and I don't want to know about it. This year, the Halloween celebrations have ruined my vital organs. My kidneys, liver, and pancreas are all suffering the ill-effects of daily sugar comas, combined with waaaay too much beer.

And obviously the universe hates me, because this 'bah humbug' to Halloween coincides with Trick Or Treat activities happening tonight. Little kids, in every manner of spooky costume, will come bashing on my apartment buzzer to beg for our leftover candy. What leftover candy?! I wonder if Lex and I can sit quietly and watch TV and pretend we're not home. Will the kids just go away?

Had a lovely catch-up dinner with Caro last night though, at an adorable neighbourhood bar with an equally adorable bartender. Perhaps more blog-worthy news to follow about that at a later stage.

The scariest part of Halloween

Having (just) survived my second Halloween ever, I can honestly say that the scariest part of the Halloween process is the morning after. Sweet cracker biscuit, the party was punishing. If I tell you that we actually finished a keg of beer, you will have some appreciation for the beating our bodies took at the party. Fortunately I was not doing Jager shots at 3am - I left Lex to represent me there.

Our guests all wore costumes that were imaginitive and funny and from what I can recall early on, the party was a blast. Then things got a bit fuzzy and I remember people doing beer bongs out on my porch. They're not so big in Australia, but it deals with a plastic hose, and a funnel at one end, and your mouth at the other end. It looks terrifying and though Lex is apparently the Wisconsin State Champion Beer Bonger, the idea of it made me wretch. So I spent much of the night wandering up and down my hallway, pausing to chat with guests, and wondering why my Nicole Richie costume didn't work out like I'd hoped. The ballet flats I got were cute though. They had glitter on them, so enough said.

One of the guys that came to our party wore the swan costume that Bjork wore to the Oscars that year. The morning after our party, I firmly believed that someone had blown up a pelican in our apartment. White feathers were strewn as far as the eyes could see. It reminded me of the party we'd thrown back home when Jems and I woke up to find blue jelly in our kitchen sink and confetti in our toilet. Now THAT was a party. Lex and I were not conscious for much of yesterday, and I felt like I'd suffered severe frontal lobe trauma so we reclined for most of the day, after having attempted a half-hearted clean up before collapsing on the sofa with an order of Chinese take-out. I even had to have 2 showers yesterday cause I passed out with wet hair after the first dip and woke up with my hair standing straight up on end. Sweet.

Today of course I feel much more human, and have had fun times looking over Lexie's Halloween photos and videos. For some reason I forgot to even take my camera out of my bag all night so I haven't got any images to share. But given how ill I felt yesterday, perhaps that's a good thing after all.

Getting our spook on early

halloween
Originally uploaded by Osvaldo.

Every time Lexie even mentions making pumpkin pie, I turn my nose up. It's become our little running joke cause she knows I don't like it. I keep telling her that cold pumpkin is a punishment in Australia, as I travel back in time to the days when I wasn't allowed to leave the dining table until all my veggies were eaten. [No such thing happens now of course!]

And still we played the game the other night when we were talking about tomorrows Halloween party at our apartment. She's going to make mini pumpkin pies. Accordingly, I turned my nose up a number of times, but just a tiny bit. Oh you can roast me some pumpkin, even make it into soup, just don't cool it down, sprinkle cinnamon all over it, and expect me to eat it. Blech.

I like the idea of Halloween but I don't have much of a sweet tooth so I don't like the candy and all that crap that goes with it. I need to get organised tonight and, in addition to cleaning this pigsty of a house, I want to get to the store and buy some savoury food goodies for our guests that, like me, don't want the 2am sugar rush when I'm trying to pass out.

Are there any savoury fans out there like me? The shelves of spooky and sugary goodness that has been packed in the stores since September suggests to me that I am, in fact, alone in taking this anti-sweet thing stance. Sigh oh well.

The good thing about hosting the party tomorrow night is that, if it rains, I don't have to go anywhere. I will however have to get out of the house on Saturday night - the REAL Halloween - to go and enjoy the scary fun at Mel & Tongue Ring Dave's across the other side of town. And yes, tomorrow night's Nicole Richie costume is getting recycled on the weekend too. Sweet.