If you know me well, you would recall I have a strict "No Touch" policy, that is only slackened on three strict conditions:
- if it's Friday;
- if you've bought me dinner; and/or
- if I am, or have been, drinking.
So not only am I going to ignore these conditions, I am going to do it while standing in front of a complete stranger in my underwear. And then pay her for it. Crikey, this is serious.