Hey Jude, don't be afraid

So Jude Law is having a hard time keeping his pecker in his pants, eh? He has admitted to cheating on Sienna Miller (the 23-year old fashion 'icon'), and having an affair with his children's nanny. Perhaps it's something about the smell of Clag and baby vomit. Yummy.

And I join the chorus of voices around the world when I bellow: WHO CARES?!