No hot male

Okay so that heading was just to get your attention.

Try as I might, it is proving impossible to get access to my HOTMAIL account (hot male = hotmail. Get it?!). Sorry that was ultra lame, even for me. But it made you look, right?

If you have sent something to my holiday address in the last week or so, my apologies for not responding. I haven't even read your message, so there.

But I am so grateful to have my internet connection back up again that I can't stay made at my ISP forever. I would kiss the computer if it wasn't a level of perversion with which even I am uncomfortable.