Haven't you (hic) left yet?

For the first time in my life, my dance card is full.

I have committed myself to catching up with my disparate groups of friends before the 23 February take-off. But so far the common denominator in these social engagements seems to be alcohol.


Martini (Originally uploaded by tink007)

Looking at my diary for the next fortnight is like gazing at the life of THE most hedonistic alcoholic you're ever likely to find.

Cocktails here, dinner there, more cocktails somewhere else.

But just before you think I'm telling you this to complain, think again. I love it.

But I can't help but wonder whether the Lonely Planet people are publishing a global directory of Betty Ford clinics, just in case a rapid detox is necessary.