I was walking through a hotel and it was like a maze of rooms, each one unlocked and inter-connected, so I very rarely had to go into the main corridor. I could just keep weaving in and out of hotel rooms.
But on the bed in one room, half-covered in a blanket, was a huge crocodile. It had its mouth ajar and the blanket was covering its eyes. I poked it with a broom (as you do) but it didn't flinch. Still, I was fairly convinced it was still alive, so I left it alone and kept going through hotel rooms.
I began to hear a dog whimpering and as I followed the sound, it bought me back to the crocodile again. I stood back a fair way and peered into the crocodile's mouth. Inside, and totally intact, was a little Airedale terrier pup (click the link here to see images, if you don't know the breed I mean).
The poor little thing was just stuck in there, unable to move because the crocodile refused to move. It didn't crush him, but it didn't free him either. So the puppy whimpered a bit and every now and again just closed his eyes, seemingly defeated. And I couldn't do anything.
So I woke up.
Right - over to you. Anyone?!