Mary's Boy Child

Here is the news I was waiting for - Crown Princess Mary has given birth to a baby boy. With those genes, you can bet the Little Prince will be an absolute stunner.

And not that he's the first man in history to do this, but to read that Crown Prince Frederik cut the cord, and cried at the birth, say it with me peeps: Awwwwwww.

Now where do I send the balloons and fruit basket?